Funny fantasy football team names – 2017


Funny fantasy football team names are absolutely vital. Heck, having a great name is more important than winning the league.

We here at GambleGeek have done our best to compile the top names for fantasy teams.

In no particular order, some are classics, some are originals. Some are good, many of them are bad.

If there’s any we’ve missed, by all means send a suggestion – comment on this post or send us a tweet or Facebook message.

Best funny fantasy football team names

Fer, Fuchs, Ake

Lovren An Elevator

Victorious Secret

Mick hit our Ian

Exeter Gently

FC Twente Bensons

Claudio Ranieri with a chance of meatballsGame Of Throw-Ins

Claudio With A Chance Of Meatballs

Dynamo Kebab

Real Madras

Lallanas in Pyjamas

Expected Toulouse

Crouch Potato

Don’t Look Bacary Sagna

Borussia Muchin Flapjack

Le Saux Solid Crew

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

Stella Bucharest

Queens Park Strangers

Stephen Hawking’s Football Boots

Pale Ale Madrid

James Vaughan on the fourth of julyJames Vaughan On The Fourth Of July

Oldham There

Boca Juniors Juniors

FC Can’t Hold On To Leeds United

Tinchy Sneijder

Public Lawrie McMenemy

Dundee MC

Taking Le Tiss

Rolf Harris’ Petrescu

Inter YerMam

Inter YerNan

Sonic Huth

The Huth Will Out

The Huth Is Out There

Cech Your Balls

Cech Yourself

Cech’s Mate

Per Mertesacker DiariesThe Mertesacker Diaries

How I Met Juan Mata

Fun Lovren Criminals

Who Ate All Depays

The HarryKanes

Absolutely Fabregas

Let’s Talk About Cesc

Dude, Where’s Micah

The Wenger Boys

Dzeko And The Bunnymen

Slumdog Mignolet

Andre Schurrle instead of Shirley ValentineSchurrle Valentine

Willian Dollar Baby

Wanyama’s In Pyjamas


Three Lyons On A Shirt

The Vardy Boys

Eye Of Schweinsteiger

Silence Of Allams

Egg Fried Reus


Leyroy Fer Lady

Marney & Mee

Shite-managerThe Shite Manager

Real Ale Madrid

Benteke Fried Chicken

Murder on Zidane’s Floor

Moves Like Agger

Fiorentina Turner

Blame It On Debuchy

The Big Lewondowski

Neville Wears Prada

Ctrl Alt De Laet

Xhaka Can

Boom Xhakalaka

Ings Can Only Get Better

All The Smallings

The Wizard of Ozil

Windass Vista

Ayew Being Served

Dixon Cox

The Zarate Kids

For Fuchs Sake

Dukes of Hazard

Chiellini Con Carne

Whats Love Gotze do?

Jurgen Klopp as RobocopRoboKlopp

Salt & Pepe

Deeney In A Bottle


Lallana Del Rey

Champagne Super Rovers

Bayer Neverlusen

Geri Hat-tricks

A game of throw-ins

Norfolk ‘n’ Good

Hardly Athletic

Game of Stones

2 girls 1 Schlupp

Slumdog Mignolet

Ayew Joking

Ayew Serious

The Zat Knight rises

Ctrl Alt De Laet

Michu at De Gea bar

Hiolett the dogs out!

Ibe Gotta Feeling

Kouyate Kid instead of Karate KidThe Kouyate Kid

AC A Little Silhouette of Milan

FC Twente Bensons

Krul and the gang

50 shades of O’Shea

Le Saux Solid Crew

The Big Lewandowski

Neville wears Prada


Inter Me-Van

Every Day I’m Schneiderlin

Neymar Mr. Nice Guy

No Weimann No Cry

Nolito’s Way

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