Premier League’s worst Christmas gifts

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While you’re enjoying yourselves this Christmas, please, take the time to spare a thought for West Brom fans.

The Baggies have taken the unwelcome honour of top spot in the table for worst official club shop Christmas gift.

The GambleGeek team have trawled through the merchandise from all 20 of the top-flight’s clubs before ranking them worst to best.

And the outcome was unanimous – West Brom’s £4.49 clothes peg left Tony Pulis’s men high and dry at the top of the table.


 Premier League’s worst Christmas Gifts 2015

1. West Bromwich Albion clothes pegs – £4.49

Premier League Christmas gifts: West Brom pegs
Clothes-line technology seals the title for the Baggies.

2. Bournemouth hard hat – £25

Premier League Christmas gifts: Bournemouth hard hat
Presumably this is to protect supporters’ heads on their way down. 

3. Crystal Palace tape measure – £4.99

Premier League Christmas gifts: Crystal Palace tape measure
Palace fans can use this to measure how far they’ve come under Alan Pardew.

4. Sunderland dog lead – £7.99

Premier League Christmas gifts: Sunderland dog lead
Perfect for Black Cats fans to use on winter walks with their dogs.

5. Stoke City flashing yo-yo – £4

Premier League Christmas gifts: Stoke City yo-yo
A perfect gift to remind Stoke fans that their top-flight status wasn’t always this stable.

6. Chelsea highlighter set – £4

Premier League Christmas gifts: Chelsea highlighter pens

For Chelsea fans, this could well be the highlighter their season (sorry).


7. Aston Villa astro turf sign – £5

Premier League Christmas gifts: Aston Villa astroturf sign

Forget turkey and tinsel, show the Villa fan in your life some turf love.


8. West Ham United oven gloves – £12.99

Premier League Christmas gifts: West Ham oven gloves

Perfect for when the Irons are hot.


9. Liverpool tree topper – £8

Premier League Christmas gifts: Liverpool tree top star

Ideal for Liverpool fans who’ve been waiting for 25 years to see their club back at the top.


10. Manchester United Christmas desktop tree – £10 

Premier League Christmas gifts: Manchester United christmas tree

Ensuring Red Devils can enjoy a white Christmas, even if they have to work.


11. Newcastle United Christmas jumper – £25

Premier League Christmas gifts: Newcastle United jumper 

Be the talk of the Toon this year, with this fetching jumper. It’s easy to remove for when you’re on the Gallowgate during those balmy January nights.


12. Tottenham Hotspur cockerel tinsel – £5

Premier League Christmas gifts: Tottenham tinsel

Let’s be honest, no home is really complete without tinsel with some cockerels dangling from it.


13. Manchester City garden thermometer – £10

Premier League Christmas gifts: Manchester City garden thermometer

Let it snow and then check exactly how cold it is with this fetching temperature gauge for your garden. 


14. Leicester City flashing antlers – £2

Premier League Christmas gifts: Leicester City antlers

Allowing Foxes to disguise themselves as reindeer. At £2, a better bargain than Jamie Vardy.


15. Watford alarm clock – £15

Premier League Christmas gifts: Watford alarm clock

Hornets fans, ensure you don’t get caught napping by adding this to your Christmas list.


16. Southampton shot glasses – £7

Premier League Christmas gifts: Southampton shot glasses

Hit the bar and make sure your shots are on target with these club-branded glasses. 


17. Arsenal car dice – £5

Premier League Christmas gifts: Arsenal dice

Pretty sure Arsene has a set of these in his Nova. Incredibly, these are still in stock.


18. Swansea ladies’ perfume – £15 

Premier League Christmas gifts: Swansea perfume

Swan for the ladies.


19. Everton aftershave – £15 

Premier League Christmas gifts: Everton aftershave

Stuck for something to get the Toffees fan in your life? This is a really classy option. Smells like team spirit.


20. Norwich City striped fleece onesie – £40

Premier League Christmas gifts: Norwich City onesie

And, bottom of the league (which actually means they’re top), it’s Norwich. Based purely on the face that this might come in useful during those nippy Norfolk nights.

There’s also little danger of Delia having to ask “WHERE ARE YOU?” if you’re lucky enough to be sporting this.

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